About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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