I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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