can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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