Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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