That's intense
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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