her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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