Where are you?
In a non slutty way
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
how drunk are you?
Several
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
