I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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