So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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