I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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