What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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