I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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