you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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