You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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