Pappa wants mamma naked
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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