My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
