lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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