I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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