i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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