How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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