You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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