He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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