So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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