I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You made out with two different species that night
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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