You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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