C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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