i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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