glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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