Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
