What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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