No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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