i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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