You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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