Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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