he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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