Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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