4 words: hood of his car
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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