I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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