I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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