fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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