i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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