this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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