Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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