***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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You. Win. At. Life.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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