my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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