I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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