PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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