he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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