I can tuck mytits in my pants
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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