No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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