Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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