Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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