You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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