so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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