I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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