she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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